Due to the current shark-panic on the island, (I believe I heard we have the world record now for the most shark attacks in the least amount of time?) I have delayed this day out of fear for the last three months. But now I figure...people are in the water all the time here, and most of them are fine...why shouldn't that include me!
To prepare for a possible shark encounter, I turned to the internet, and found this film which immediately put me at ease:
Who knew? All you have to do is punch and scream into the water, and tear up some dry paper! Why on Earth was I so worried?
It will all be okay, as long as I remember that as a human being, I am smarter than a shark.
Wish me luck.
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