Thursday, September 12, 2013

Impressions of Madagascar. Part 1: Fear

Madagascar.


Things I read online before leaving:

20% of the population has electricity.
17% of their roads are paved.
About 90% of their flora and fauna can not be found anywhere else in the world.
There are, on average, 3 hospital beds for every 10,000 people.
And currently there is a sometimes violent political conflict happening in the capital, Antananarivo. (aka Tana)

The whole Madagascar idea came up rather suddenly. Richard found out that for the second week at his new job, he would be traveling with the boss to Lille in mainland France. Since we are dorky newlyweds and have already served our time doing long distances, he was ready to take me with him, but it was kind of awkward with the new boss and my ticket would've been 900 euros just to get to Paris. I was dreamily playing around on the airline website and saw a discount on tickets to Madagascar. After a few minutes of research, I realized I could spend an entire WEEK in the country with everything included--flight, meals, guides, drivers, hotels, EVERYTHING for about the same price as a ticket to Paris.

Richard was not so excited. He had spent a weekend in the capital, Tana with his family and they all ended up miserably sick, devastated by the poverty, and then some guy tried to rob them on the street. I still wanted to see for myself, so he gave me a condition; I had to convince someone to go with me.

Once I started asking around, everyone got kind of concerned. Richard's family wasn't too sure it was a good idea and everyone else kept asking Richard how he could "let" me go alone...which I am sorry to admit, brought out my immature rebellious side. From then on, my mind was decided. I was going no matter what.

Luckily, my friend Elena was open to the idea. Her husband--who once lived in Madagascar--not so much. So we devised a plot and called a "family dinner" to present our case to the men. In the end, they agreed to our plan, which involved staying in the nicest hotels possible and doing everything with a guide and/or driver.

So the flights were official. We had to first land in Tana and stay one night, then take a flight out the next morning to Morondava on the West coast. From there, a driver would take us 10 hours by 4x4 to Bekopaka to visit the Tsingys---the incredible Stone Forests. There were immediate issues...our remote hotel only took cash and also wanted a wire transfer for a deposit. Apparently during most of the trip, we would not be able to withdrawal money from anywhere, which means we were going to be traveling with a lot of cash...

This was about 150 euro aka 439,890.85 Ariary
In an effort to help prepare me...my inbox were suddenly flooded with bad news about Madagascar. Bombs found in Tana. Political threats. And this nice little article about French tourists being attacked by a guy with a machete! Operation "Prepare the Girls" lasted right up until we boarded the plane. Richard and James accompanied us to the airport and spent the last few minutes telling us every horrifying thing that would happen to us as soon as we landed. I realized that I hadn't heard one good thing about Madagascar since I announced that I wanted to go. And you know what? I didn't feel very prepared. I felt really, really scared. Determined, but terrified. I felt like I was going to land in a war zone. Little Elena and I vs. the Malagasy. Guess what I learned. When you're really afraid, life gives you things to fear...

We landed and just as described, the battle began. It was chaos. The night was especially black, and as we walked past customs, there was a literal crowd of people waiting to pounce. We found our driver and felt some relief but it was short lived because that's when they attacked. "Madame, madame, this way..." they were hissing and reaching out to us, eyes like little daggers. Babies were crying, women wanted money. The artificial lights, stark against the night sky were a disgusting yellow, like rotten teeth. We told the driver we had to exchange money (Reunion had no exchange of course...) and he lead us to a very indiscreet desk in the middle of everything. A man joined us and muttered to the driver in Malagasy while they both watched, expressionless, every move that we made. Every last euro we traded, and every single Ariary we received. They watched as we slowly folded the pile of bills up, and they watched where we placed them. Then we walked---the four of us--to the car, where two other men were already waiting. All of these men wanted to "help" us with our bags--but we had only a backpack and a small tote each and neither of us was letting go of our death grip on them. Without making eye contact, we got into the car. One of the men stepped in between me and the door. "Madame, money. Money. Money." We ignored him and looked straight forward. Where was the driver?!?!? He temporarily abandoned us, letting these guys have a few minutes. "Madame. Money! Money!!" The driver finally came back and got in. I slammed the door. The three men stood at the trunk and started shaking the car until the driver finally peeled away.

Tana in the dark is sad. There are some bonfires along the streets and garbage everywhere. Sleazy bars with neon lights are the only things lit up. We arrive at the hotel. It's clean enough, but there is no door or walls to separate the bathroom from the bed, just some blinds that don't go all the way around. There is a TV with two fuzzy channels. One is the news and the other is a horror movie.

Welcome to Madagascar.

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Globe Trotting

So. We spent the last four weeks traveling around the world...



On the way to the USA, we had a ten hour layover in Johannesburg, arriving just in time to watch the lions feed at Lion's Park :-)



cheetahs are my favorite and they have the cutest babies in the world!!


Next, we had 5 hours to wait in both London and Chicago...and finally we arrived in Traverse City, Michigan, where my parents drove us another hour by car to their forest home. The whole trip took us about two and a half days. A variety of critters were waiting to welcome Richard to the USA...

Charlie!!!

some doggies

wolves

some baby bears
wild turkeys

elk
a bunny
...and many little chipmunks!
We had the best time with my parents, grilling hotdogs, roasting s'mores, kayaking down rivers, climbing through forests.









We drove up to Mackinac Island...it's this little dot situated between the upper and lower peninsulas that make up the state of Michigan. You have to take a ferry to get there and they don't allow cars on the island, making it a very peaceful little hideout. We took a carriage tour around town and stopped off at the most beautiful butterfly garden I've ever visited!! 












I realize that this is probably a few too many butterfly pictures for this post but look how pretty!!!!!!

 We had the best time celebrating Sue's 60th birthday! The day started out with key lime martinis and it only got better from there:






...especially when Vader stopped by.
In the middle of all of this forest fun, we drove down to Detroit and stayed with my incredibly generous little cousins, Bob and Ash. Bob, a Marine infantry war vet, (read: real American boy) quickly took Richard under his wing and introduced him to things like golf, shooting guns, Taco Bell, and drinking too much beer with his buddies the night before a flight to California.


a new special bromance was created.



Aunts and uncles joined us to take Richard to the batting cages and mini golf, followed by an All-American day of baseball...




the coolest kids.





...annnnd we lost, but we still had an amazing time. 

The next day, we caught a flight to visit another branch of the family tree in Santa Cruz, California. The last time I saw my cousin Jen, I was about five years old, so I was kind of nervous to "meet" her again and her family. Jen and her husband Brendan found us, and within seconds I felt at ease, like I had known them this whole time :-) 

Our California adventures entailed a day at the boardwalk; riding rides and eating fried food (p.s. garlic french fries?!? omg. amazing.) Hiking through the redwood forests, beach volleyball, surfing in the pool, and hanging out with some sea lions. The kids taught Richard about peanut butter (and peanut butter s'mores!) and he taught them a little bit about Reunion Island. I think it was a fair trade. Everything was just perfect!

Jen and Brendan
Surf assist!

The sheer size of these trees seriously just takes your breath away.
Three of the most polite, interesting, and well-behaved kids I've ever met!!








The last week of vacation we spent back with my parents, buying a million things you can't find on Reunion Island and trying to fit them all in suitcases. In the end...we had seven bags with us and some kind of guardian angel because we didn't end up having to pay for ANY of the bags!?!? I have no idea how that happened, but I wasn't going to start asking around.

After a particularly heartbreaking goodbye to my family and to Charlie, we set off on our second three day tour back around the world. This time our long layover was in London. We hopped over to visit Ben, strolled along the River Thames, headed to a Covent Garden pub for fish and chips, and that was about all we could handle. Neither of us slept on the flight in from Chicago and I was so tired my head was numb.



Sadly it only got worse, and soon we found ourselves sitting in the airplane for two hours STILL waiting to leave London for some unknown reason, and I'm of course stuck in a middle seat next to an overweight lady who is already snoring. By the time we arrived in Johannesburg, eleven hours after finally taking off (still no sleep) I was a frazzled, crying mess. All I can remember saying is " I am NEVER making this trip straight through again!!!!" There might have also been a lot of bitching about why we have to live on the other side of the world...but you know, I was tired and the memories are slightly hazy.

I read once that jet lag is much worse when you're traveling East. At first I thought that I was always so excited to be home that I didn't notice it in the US, but now I'm definitely seeing a pattern. I'm knocked out for at least a week every time I come back to Reunion.

So. Today, I'm taking it slow...because tomorrow it's back to the airport for a new adventure...Madagascar!!